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[gwenzelle]

shh i would’ve been kissing you to distract you but that’s hard via text
pretend i never started that sentence




and

i mean

that’s not what i mean but


huh

[awesomeee]

Hey








What're you thinking about right now

[gwenzelle]

nothing??????


you?????

[awesomeee]

Nothing too
Weird huh
That we're both thinking about nothing

1/3? i think? 4..

[gwenzelle]

listen




linda

[gwenzelle]

i'm still trying to wrap my head around the fact that you and tris kissed and
other stuff

i don't know how to even
comprehend
not getting completely overwhelmed by the situation that we're not thinking about

ok 3/5

[gwenzelle]

even if we decided to include someone who isn't tris
since he already knows what it's like to sleep with both of us now which means he doesn't fit our hypothetical situation of continuing to remain a mystery to the outside world
( which is insane to think about wow that is not making it easier to process )
there's like a lot to consider here

[gwenzelle]

what if we're accidentally really rude?
pb i don't want someone to think i'm not glad that they're there just because i like you so much
that feels mean????


so we'd have to just like make the decision together to work as a team and not get too caught up in things that we ignore the third person

[gwenzelle]

i don't want to share you with someone else
but i kind of DO want to share someone else with you
does that make sense??






oh my god i need to take a nap

[awesomeee]

( After reading this over a bunch of times Peter manages to come to the conclusion of: )

Dude
You definitely need to take a nap

But also you actually made a lot of sense this time so don't worry
I get it
Maybe we shouldn't be talking about this right now?
I dunno if right after "hey so I got freaky with your other boyfriend" is the best time for this, so
Sorry for bringing it up

But I'm just saying
If you wanna talk about it sometime
Like in the reeeeeally distant future, or just whenever
I'd be cool with that conversation

[gwenzelle]

don't be sorry
and it's actually probably an appropriate time to talk about something like that
but it's not my fault you broke my brain 10 minutes ago

[ and even moreso with the use of the term "other b o y f r i e n d"
not just "your boyfriend" but "other boyfriend" which means that makes him her boyfriend also
have they actually said that yet? have they used that word? she's sure they must have
but also not
they say "together" a lot
wow that's a word
that's a really incredible word he just used
boyfriend boyfriend boyfriend b o y f r i e n d
that's totally what he is
okay

obviously her brain is still broken, yes ]

broke it in a totally okay way that i'm sure a nap will fix btw
probably

[awesomeee]

Okay well as long as you're not like
Super broken
Just a little bit broken
That's okay

Say hi to Ronnnie for me
I mean that's me assuming you're gonna be napping with her
Because you totally are

I know you Gwen

[gwenzelle]

ronnie says hello back
or at least i'm sure she would if she wasn't already sleeping on my foot

and i should hope you know me, considering i'm your girlfriend

[awesomeee]

( This is Peter, not realising he's been casually referring to himself as Gwen's boyfriend for ages. Because he's actually an idiot. )

Really?
My girlfriend?

[gwenzelle]

[ nervesnervesnervesnerves ]

is that ok??

[awesomeee]

Obviously it's okay
Are you crazy

I've just never had a girlfriend before, that's all

[gwenzelle]

neither have i
never had a boyfriend either, so
that’s cool


you being my boyfriend is definitely cool

hah

my boyfriend had sex with the other guy i like

[ ... this is gwen realizing she and tris have never talked about titles

mmmmaybe later {

[awesomeee]

Accidentally
Accidentally had sex with the other guy you like

But we can also just forget about that and focus on this boyfriend girlfriend thing
Because yeah
It's very cool

[gwenzelle]

ohh i dunno i mean
it might not be that easy, pb
you might have to find a way to make it up to me, make me forget
i think that would be the boyfriendly thing to do here

[awesomeee]

Oh yeah?
What sort of boyfriendly things could I do to make it up to you?
You should probably get to pick

[gwenzelle]

oh, true true true
well honestly there's really only one thing that can be done in a situation like this

i wish!
for you to feed me chocolate
the peanut butter kind

but not the cups cause those take more than one bite
and not peanut butter m&ms because they're so tiny and that would just get exhausting for both of us i think??
but those bars, you know that break up into squares?
those

i wish to snuggle and to each chocolate peanut butter squares, hands free

[awesomeee]

Oh my god
You're a tyrant
How dare you ask this of me
What am I gonna do, my life is so hard

Not the peanut butter squares

Anything but that

[gwenzelle]

omg is that sarcasm? in the face of my very real needs?
you're just piling on the boyfriend debt, parker

i'm adding that you need to play with my hair for a little while too
before the chocolate!
so you don't accidentally get chocolate in my hair

[awesomeee]

What if I just wanted you to make it cuter, huh
What then

[gwenzelle]

then i suppose that means you're actually a criminal mastermind
i should have seen it coming
the signs were all there